Cox apple

Yet another member of the Cox clan

They get everywhere these Coxs

Emma Cox The Black Widow

Sara Cox

Obvious really - but never look a gift horse in the mouth.

Dickens World again

They have obviously had a good year - as the marketing budget now stretches to pasting themselves onto the back of trucks.

Little Jimmm y Dickens

Nice hat Jimmy!

Penistone again

Il Cocko Grande starting to get a bit lazy to be honest.

Nearly cock twice

Spotted Dick makes you strong - but only in large portions

I know a few people who are partial to a large portion of spotted dick. Thanks Malc.

Peter Cox

A particularly difficult capture this one. At night, at high speed, in heavy traffic on the M25. Peter cox just would not cooperate; amazing what can be achieved with a poor quality phone camera and a bit of patience!

Coxswain

Another entry from Ian B's visit to Whitby. What a nice looking old fellow!

Ian B's recent sojourn to the lovely North East coastal town of Whitby turned up this astonishingly named residence and farm house.

Didn't Manchester city end up with their new stand benig known as the Bell End as well?

Eric Jerome Dickey

Colchester library once again proving a tremendously rich cock hunting ground.

James Wilcox

Have I put this one on before? There are too many to remember anymore......

Capita Percy Thomas

Another entry from a secret location somewhere near the Cotswolds. Percy the builder - can he fix it. No.

Chitty Chitty Bang Bang

Starring none other than the world's best cockney impersonator himself, Mr Dick Van Dyke.

Hollywood stars flee their Malibu beach homes

Ah bless! Get the butler to put it out......

Monica Dickens

Dickens World near Great Dixter

A couple of smashing nearly cocks found in the Dartford / Thurrock service area pamphlet stand, after a particularly unpleasant 2 hour wait to get through the crossing. It cheered me up no end to come across something childish to make me snicker.

Mr Dickensen

Another secret location never to be revealed even under torture. But near Oxford!

Massey Wilcox

A return visit for the nearly cocklike haulier.

Barbara Dickson

What a perm! Sadly out of work since the Two Ronnies stopped employing her. No chance of that income stream coming back since Ronnie Barker carked it either!

Cocaine

Tim's being reading the literature handed out at the local primary school again. Stretching the boundaries of nearly cock-ness with this one.

Dickinson Philips

Another classic nearly capture from Tim

Woodpecker Cider

For the most discriminating tramps - a few pennies more pricey than White Lightning and containing hardly any pure ethanol.

Bulls pizzle

Do you want the last bulls' cock dear? No thanks love, I didn't really want the first one.......

Ian B, the new shining star in the cocking firmament coming up with another beauty from his local pet shop in Huddersfield. Truly revolting.

Dixons Estate Agents in Birmingham

Frederic Cox - Brummie hairdresser

Halloween Willies!

A fine idea for a night out in Birmingham on Halloween. He's just pulled a trick and she's looks like she's enjoying a treat.

Designed by Dick Bird

Captured by Tim in Dublin

Dixon International Ireland

Every crisis provides an opportunity for some nearly cocking. I was caught in today's jam on the south side of the M25, happily waiting to be freed despite being already late for a job interview - when along came this wonderful example of celtic nearly cockness. I offered to show it to the interview panel - they didn't seem to find it at all funny!

Tales of a long-distance swimmer

She should buy herself a rowing boat or a pedalo!

Percy House

A house for Percys. Brilliant. Another fantastic nearly cock capture form Ian B.

Fox's Nob

I'm beginning to think Ian B may have been to a beer festival to collect all of his first batch of cocks and nearly cocks!

Coq D'Or

Ian B has gone nearly cock crazy!

Benedictine

Stretching a point a bit with this one, but it contains alcohol so can't be all bad!

Wot the Dickens!

Captured on another of my sojourns of the streets of London. This is near Euston station somewhere. Dickensian sandwich anyone?

Gary Cox's mourning ring

Free entry to Colchester Castle provided some great opportunistic cocking time this weekend. Here's a nearly cock from one of the Civil War displays.

Penistone sand

Dickinson Caravans

Another nearly cock captured near Bradford. A fine example of 1970's kitsch. "One day, when profits are up, we'll have to get a new sign. But this piece of old cr*p will do for now - people keep buying the slow moving death traps off us regardless!"

Willie Shrinkles

I could not make this up! Why would have a shrunken willie be in any way magical?

Dickies big boots

A special moment for even the most experienced cocking colleague - you too could buy some knock off safety boots nearly called cock!

Lisa Temple-Cox

She has pride of place in a quiet corner of Colchester's natural history museum - it majors on beetles. Don't bother visiting.

Crabby Dicks

Shaun is rapidly becoming our rising star of cocking with this latest entry from somewhere in Devon. Presumably this alludes to what you get if you spend too long surfing in the turd infested sewage outlet that is the sea of Devon!