Dickens Lane in Poynton Manchester

Another nearly street from Timmy - one of our most prolific Cocking Colleagues.

Ludwig Koch the baker

Something like that anyway?

Dick Francis

An obvious but essential addition to the gallery of nearlyness!

Willy's and Milly's

The sandwich shop owners of Ipswich should be proud of the grammatical correctness of both Milly and Willy. Well done to you! The man coming out of the shop looks more like he has just visited a dirty magazine shop rather than bought his lunch.

Dickie Bird - author and cricket umpire

Good Yorkshire nearly cock at its best!

Duxford Imperial War Museum

From the list of sponsors for the various displays and facilities at the said Museum. Be proud of your nearlyness you good people!

Grandpa Dickson - god bless his little cotton socks

A breed of Rose proudly labelled in Colchester Castle Park.

Erected by F Cox

An old erection discovered in the Minories Museum in Colchester.

It's that Dickens fella again

Taken in a second hand bookshop in Colchester whilst browsing innocently to pass the time.....

Blow Coxx

Timmy has now returned from his French holiday with some lovely examples of quirky, garlic scented nearly oddities - here's one about a DJ who claims to be not shy. How could he be with a name like this!

Woodpeckers

Shouldn't that have an apostrophe?

Lloyds TSB Regents Street

In the posh bit of London. Fancy that!

Bradford Bob's first entry...and it's a beauty!

Apparently you have to be a right clever one to get in there!
And Bradford Bob looks like Al Murray the pub landlord as well. Top marks though Bob, for taking time out of your family holiday in Jocko to capture this splendid example of nearly being called cock. Welcome to your new family of cocking colleagues.

Dickies clothing range

A blue shirt on sale at a car boot sale in West Mersea sporting a large lucky horseshoe - lucky if the dye doesn't run, lucky if the counterfeit squad don't get you, lucky if you don't spend the rest of your life rotting away in a Turkish sweat shop. I'd buy from Marks and Spencers if I were you.........