Tales of a long-distance swimmer

She should buy herself a rowing boat or a pedalo!

Percy House

A house for Percys. Brilliant. Another fantastic nearly cock capture form Ian B.

Fox's Nob

I'm beginning to think Ian B may have been to a beer festival to collect all of his first batch of cocks and nearly cocks!

Coq D'Or

Ian B has gone nearly cock crazy!

Benedictine

Stretching a point a bit with this one, but it contains alcohol so can't be all bad!

Wot the Dickens!

Captured on another of my sojourns of the streets of London. This is near Euston station somewhere. Dickensian sandwich anyone?

Gary Cox's mourning ring

Free entry to Colchester Castle provided some great opportunistic cocking time this weekend. Here's a nearly cock from one of the Civil War displays.

Penistone sand

Dickinson Caravans

Another nearly cock captured near Bradford. A fine example of 1970's kitsch. "One day, when profits are up, we'll have to get a new sign. But this piece of old cr*p will do for now - people keep buying the slow moving death traps off us regardless!"

Willie Shrinkles

I could not make this up! Why would have a shrunken willie be in any way magical?

Dickies big boots

A special moment for even the most experienced cocking colleague - you too could buy some knock off safety boots nearly called cock!

Lisa Temple-Cox

She has pride of place in a quiet corner of Colchester's natural history museum - it majors on beetles. Don't bother visiting.

Crabby Dicks

Shaun is rapidly becoming our rising star of cocking with this latest entry from somewhere in Devon. Presumably this alludes to what you get if you spend too long surfing in the turd infested sewage outlet that is the sea of Devon!